Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
two, dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and saved the lives of the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lies are true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!
(those who have PROBLEMS with me posting jokes, then better start SOLVING it!!!)
2006-10-21 17:17:54 · 41 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Anitha, HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
If this is a joke, you sure made me cry!
So my darling would you care to answer me why?
I should not get your ten points…I try and I try!
I did not laugh Honey …no, not I
And I can promise on the dead boys this is no lie!
2006-10-22 19:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard something similar to that: One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, when the deaf policeman heard the noise, he came over and shot the two dead boys...
lol
2006-10-21 19:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by astronomychica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a joke, then why wouldn't you want us to laugh?
I think it's called a rhyme.
The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:
Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you & sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
(The blind man went to see fair play;
the mute man went to shout "hooray!")
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
And the man with no legs walked away.
So good night and enjoy the rest of your day.
2006-10-21 17:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
how could admission be free and you pay at the door how could 2 dead boys get up and fight and draw their swords and a deaf policeman hears the noise how could a blind man see
2006-10-21 18:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by daniel o 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Anitha u post good sort of jokes,dear don't feel that anyone will have problem...hv a fruitful day!
2006-10-23 04:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cool, excellent and brillant. Every line has an opposite to what is written.
2006-10-21 17:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One fine day, in the middle of the night, two,
//dead gurls got u to fight.//
back to back up front..oops.. ))
rest is all same..!! haa haa.. ))
2006-10-21 17:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,dude!
But i've heard it loads of times before!
I therefore couldn't laugh at it!
2006-10-21 17:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by NNN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh I get why you said don't laugh I think... Because your poem is the same way yay! It was cool, I've heard it before differently but this was interesting thanks ♥
2006-10-21 19:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it differently, but never with the intro.
2006-10-21 17:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋