What Evidence Do You Have Of The FSM's Work In Your Life??

Question

RAmen!!

Answer 1

I have gleefully accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages and they have wrapped around my soul. Never has my life been better. A life without Him is not worth living. How can we not go walking the streets preaching His name? Pastafarians unite and create congregations in your communities as it is His will.

Hallelujah and RAmen!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

I conquer the FSM at least 2X a week. Most recently with my side-kicks, Breaded Shrimp and Knorr Alfredo Sauce. My faithful friend, Garlic Toast, helps also.

Down with the FSM!

It goes down nicely with milk.

Answer 3

Mr. Duchovny,
I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It lives in the hearts and minds of those who love the smell of tomatoes in the pot. The Grated Cheesiness throughout the vast depths of pliable noodles. Let there be Mushrooms in plenty, and Ground Beefiness of sufficience. Blessed Garlic to bring the essences to perfect interaction in heavenly aromas and hearty appetites.

Answer 4

FSM was recently showing me photos of his most recent works. Outstanding.

Answer 5

Why just this morning I couldn't find my car keys. I prayed to him. 30 minutes later I FOUND MY KEYS. Surely this is evidence that his noodley appendage located my keys.

Answer 6

I've been touched by His Noodly Appendage. It was really creepy, actually.

Answer 7

I don't need evidence to believe!!!
Having said that look around you,there are pasta and meatballs everywhere.
Isn't this enough?

Answer 8

I LOVE pasta, that is PROOF!

Answer 9

FSM?