I need my privacy1
2006-10-21 16:57:58 · 28 answers · asked by ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he sure does.
but he doesnt get excited about it.
2006-10-21 17:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God came up with the concept of having to take a dump.....of course he is watching you....every second of every hour of every day. He made you because he loves you and in his eyes you or nothing you do is a mistake. He will never leave you or forsake you,,,,,even if you are on the pot.....
2006-10-22 00:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by amberc01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told that Santa watched me all the time, so I went out side at night once.and said come on Santa. I will beat you up for watching ME all the time.I thought he must have been looking in the window at me.I think you or a little bit to old for this kind of crap dont you?
2006-10-22 00:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is IN the dump.
2006-10-21 23:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What no eye has seen,
nor ear heard,
nor the human heart conceived,
what God has prepared
for those who love him -
these things God has revealed to us
through the Spirit;
for the Spirit searches everything,
even the depths of God."
2006-10-22 00:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He knows you have to take a dump even before you do!! Smile your on our Creator's camera...lol
2006-10-22 00:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by iWant2BeAmomMy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why, but I find this to be very funny, I think it's about time I go lay on the couch and relax a bit.
2006-10-22 00:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by MOVING 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another first stupid question asked by someone new to Yahoo Answers.
Yes, he watches you, especially when your taking a dump.
2006-10-22 00:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Fred C. Dobbs 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Would you want him to step away when you have a good case of the stomach flu? Now that wouldn't be very funny.
2006-10-22 00:02:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it wasn't for God, I wouldn't be able to get those really big ones out. So, it's probably for the best that we don't have our privacy.
2006-10-22 00:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by TrainerMan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. hey your God's creature. Be happy someone is watching over you.
2006-10-22 00:01:09 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋