I am not trying to offend anyone.I just read this and thought it was so cute,It is about a christain women and a atheist man and thier arguments,I thought of theYA and thought it would be cute to send.
There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts"Praise the Lord!".
The atheist yells back,"There is no God".
She does this every morning with the same result.As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food.She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord".
The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she asked for,and of course,she shouts"Praise the Lord!".
The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says,"Ha I bought those groceries-there is no God".
The lady looks at him and smiles,she shouts"Praise the Lord,not only did you provide for me Lord, you made the devil pay for it..
2006-10-21 16:02:03 · 9 answers · asked by I give you the Glory Father ! 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh yeah, that's been around for a long time now. I got it from a friend awhile back.
As a matter of fact, the minute I read the first sentence I knew the ending :)
I laughed when I first read it and thought, AMEN, hahahaha!
2006-10-22 04:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds familiar. Still makes me smile though.
2006-10-21 23:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by HISgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats cool kindness :) Not heard it before.
2006-10-21 23:13:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
But no, I've never got anything like that.
2006-10-21 23:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-10-21 23:04:43 · answer #5 · answered by hopeless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it.
2006-10-21 23:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very cute.
2006-10-21 23:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by Kellie W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah, my pastor told us that, I like it!
2006-10-21 23:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by SaLeMiZmE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i LOVE THAT!
2006-10-21 23:09:22 · answer #9 · answered by Piper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋