2006-10-21 15:53:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you mean if Bush asked me to give a speech to the people on earth? well, I'd tell them that one day it will be over, and we'll all be happy
2006-10-21 15:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by High On Life 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Okay, thank you, thank you. Please quiet down. You in the back? Yes you, could you please be seated? Thank you. Okay, now I suppose you are all wondering why I called you all here today. Just a couple of operational things to cover with you today, I will keep it short. I just wanted to say, you are all doing a great job. We are on track to make this our most successful year ever. Just a couple of quick things, if you are going to use the hell refrigerator, make sure you put your name on your lunch bag. The elevator in the third bank that has been out of service is finally fixed. Thank Jehovah, as we had to borrow his repair man. This years Halloween party is the 31st, and just to let you know, we are no longer accepting people dressed as the devil, or demons in. In other words you are not allowed to wear work clothes, you must come in costume. The copy machine on the fourth floor is broken. Looks like someone was trying to carbon copy their cloven foot, and well, let's just leave it at that. On the count of three let's have a "Go Satan", and then I am going to turn the rest of the meeting over to Belzebub himself. One, two, three "Go SATAN!". Now let's go out there and be the best Republicans we can be!
2006-10-21 16:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really believe in the Devil. But if I found out there was such a being, and he asked me do something, I would have to decline. I mean, what good could the Devil possibly be up to?
2006-10-21 15:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just so you know, the Devil doesn't control Hell; GOD controls Hell, as well as Heaven! The Devil (A.K.A Satan) goes around and makes people do bad deeds that people can't resist doing, such as committing adultery and such. To prevent that, God gave us conscious do that people would know how to judge between right and wrong.
2006-10-21 16:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd tell them: Prepare for battle.. for the day is coming when the heavens and the earth shall be at war with the forces of darkness.
Prepare! For you shall go forth and spill the blood of the righteous! Not even the Angels shall recieve mercy on that day!
*Cheers, Whistles*
2006-10-21 15:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Devil is only a fallen angel and has no authority to ask such a question...
2006-10-21 15:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by compused 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think he should ask knute rockne, nobody could give a pep talk like that guy! alright! were gonna burn! and were gonna burn some more, and were gonna keep burning! right! cause we can take it! and when the devils asks if weve had enough, were gonna say no! give us some more!....
2006-10-21 15:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not do a damn thing the Devil ask me to do, Would You.. YOu are crazy
2006-10-21 15:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by joannestonemercer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask them who are your living loved ones that you do not want to come to this place of torment? Would you like me to share the Gospel with them to spare them from spending an eternity here?
2006-10-21 15:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
should've listened to the Blessed Mother-
see ya fools-
oh yeah, tell Judas, Hitler, and Stalin to turn on the fan, it's only gonna get hotter.
2006-10-21 15:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jen J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋