I think the first thing I would do is get up to about rooftop level on my house and clean out the gutters so that the leaves the last storm threw in there don't make it overflow.
i have very modest aspirations.
2006-10-21 15:52:48
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answered by Rich Z 7
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What would I do if I suddenly realized I could fly?
1.) I would immediately peck your eyes out and those of any other witnesses.
2.) I'd then fly your remains to my nest atop the Arch you mentioned, tear you into bite-size morsels and feed you to my young...
FYI: you taste like chicken.
3.) Failing all this, I'd probably be captured, stripped naked, have my wings clipped, then thrown into a canary cage and put up for sale on Ebay as
"Bird Boy"... where finally I'd be bought by Michael Jackson. :(
NOW do you see why I'd have to kill any witnesses?
Hope this helped.
:)
2006-10-21 16:14:10
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answer #2
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answered by Chong Connery 2
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If I could fly, I would be going all over the world. The best part of it would be that the bloody TSA would not be screening me before I flew. TSA=Thousands Standing Around. Bloody useless.
2006-10-21 17:04:27
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answered by ironchain15 6
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Laugh Out Loud!
2006-10-21 15:54:15
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answered by Anonymous
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If I could fly I'd fly myself to all the beautiful places in the world. From Hawaii to Paris to Italy and Australia. I'd go and see my family in Chicago and go cut off Bevo's horns. *Smile*
2006-10-21 16:02:14
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answered by cardoso84y 1
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I'd fly far far away from where i live now.I wouldn't even care if i couldn't stop flying but, I'm sure i'd come up with a fart sooner or later.
2006-10-21 16:00:01
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answered by purplefairykitten 2
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I'd rather be able to just will to fly and stop flying... After all, you may be waaaaaay up there and forget for the moment until... oops...! And then, you find yourself hurtling towards the earth...!
2006-10-21 15:54:36
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answered by KnowhereMan 6
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I would fly around the world !
2006-10-21 15:52:24
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answered by Anonymous
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I would fly to Ocho Rios, Jamaica and have my dream vacation at sandals resorts. I would be able to afford it without the airfare! uh oh I don't think I can fart on command though....
2006-10-21 15:53:00
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answered by *Amanda* 5
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i would just continue my life as normal until i graduate from college. and then i would go backpacking around the world and not have to worry about the #1 cost...flying!
2006-10-21 15:57:56
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answered by Anonymous
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