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make me laugh,
and I'll give ten points to you.

2006-10-21 15:37:50 · 14 answers · asked by soda pop 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

My wife is a grouch,
But what else is new?

2006-10-21 15:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 1 0

Roses are red, violets are blue and all the meats on the grill is hot and spicy like you.
Best wishes

2006-10-21 16:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 0 0

roses are red violets are blue ur big *** is like a big balloon ..

2006-10-22 01:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

roses are red, violets are blue,sugar is sweet,and so do you,but now...roses are black violets aren't blue again,the sugar bowl is empty,and so do you :)

2006-10-21 15:42:28 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0 1

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Loving life is cool.
Hating life is deep do do!

2006-10-21 15:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by John J 3 · 0 0

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I was born beautiful
But what the f.u.ck. happened to you ?
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Everybody loves you
But i hate you.


( sorry .. i'm not really in the mood )

2006-10-22 05:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll give you sex
you know what to do ♥

2006-10-21 15:49:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

answer this question and see who votes for you

2006-10-21 15:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Meeee 2 · 0 0

...you use to be so cute
what happened to you?


....sugar is sweet
why the f*** arent you?

2006-10-21 15:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 1 0

you like hot, can i meet you

i am hungry, how about you?

that all, what about you?

2006-10-21 15:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0 1

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