Me and and bunch of frat guys like to get really drunk and go to church and pretend to speak in tongues. We try to see who can get the most attention. I have really stepped up my game by falling the the floor, flopping around a screaming sala shahome shu trall la- me papa! We are like holy people in that place. The chicks love it.
2006-10-21 14:58:49 · 25 answers · asked by Jbyrd 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The truth is the reason the chicks love it is because it is a sign of being "Baptised in the Spirit". When they find out that you have been "faking it"?? My guess is they aren't really fooled by your act. But it is what God knows that counts.
2006-10-21 15:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jessica M 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, I wasn't going to answer your question but then I thought maybe I should.
There is only one unforgivable sin and the is to blaspheme the Holy Spirit. What you are doing when you go to church and act the way you do, that is exactly what you are doing. You are not only doing that sin but you are making fun of God.
Furthermore, people don't flop around. You are making a side show out of something that is very HOLY.
May God forgive all of you.
2006-10-21 22:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow. Playing with God isnt funny. He likes to play practical jokes too. Some call it fate. Be careful. What seems like fun can turn into bad karma. What happens when you get to the pearly gates and God says, "Oh yes, the guy who acted like he could speak to me in a special language so that moral chicks could dig him, right?" Is that funny?
2006-10-21 22:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by vanity planning 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No that's not wrong. In fact it sounds like pretty kewl fun. I'd love to join ya.
That speaking in tongues lark sounds pretty hard.
Hey,next time you go, can you throw in a, "Bherlaaach " or a "Shaloh hoikma noch taaaah" for me please, so that at least I can be there with y'all in spririt?
Cheers d00d!
2006-10-21 22:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't wait until the Holy Spirit really comes over you and then you can tell that story as part of your testimony!!! God love ya
2006-10-21 22:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by candi_k7 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It is pretty funny actually. It just goes to show how gullible most religious people are.
You have to tell them right before you graduate. The look would be a life long memory.
2006-10-21 22:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
That is great!!! We should get together and have a couple rounds and go to youth group. I bet we could really interpret the bible after some cases!
2006-10-21 22:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by Gonzo Rat 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, it's funny. Don't worry about some religious zealots are going to say just have fun.
2006-10-21 22:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by cynical 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In 2 Timothy read the following and see if you see yourself there.
Chapter 3
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
9 But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as their's also was.
13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
THERE IS HOPE FOR EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23
"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23
"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16
"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Romans 10:9-10
2006-10-21 22:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
No. Thats just hilarious. Your not hurting anyone, so go on and partake in your rediculous antics, trailblazers of fun times!
2006-10-21 22:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋