DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking.............Mooooooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure...............On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit.......Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former sl*t.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B*tch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
2006-10-21 14:19:57 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
absolutely correct.
2006-10-21 14:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 02:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man it must have taken away to decode all that information
2006-10-21 14:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely
2006-10-21 14:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE!
2006-10-24 00:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a good one. Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-21 17:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
exactly!
2006-10-21 14:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's cute! Thanks for the smile. ;)
2006-10-21 14:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by 49erfan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋