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All I told my wife was "this tater tot casserole is so good, it's fit for Jehovah", and she got all mad and began to stone me? Was this blasphemous?

2006-10-21 14:10:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Was it really that good? or were you just taking the tater tots name in vain? How dare you speak that way about spuds! Don't you realize, spuds died for you, and that potato, that holy thousand eye wonder, let itself be mashed, and fried, and covered in salt and dip, just for YOU!

Unbelievable, what has become of this world, when spuds name, the holy tater to, can be spoken of so...ohh.

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

2006-10-21 14:21:00 · answer #1 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1 0

Tater casserole....hahahaha!

2006-10-21 21:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yes, why would Jehovah eat tater to casserole?

2006-10-21 21:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by spookydakat 2 · 1 1

I'll need to check with The People's Front of Judaea!

2006-10-21 21:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by John P 4 · 1 0

Let me taste the casserole and I will tell you.

2006-10-21 21:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Isis 7 · 1 0

Perhaps it was blasphemous, or perhaps it was merely foolish.

Of course, Jehovah God can read the heart so He certainly knows for certain.

Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/20021108/article_01.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/20050101a/article_01.htm

2006-10-22 03:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0 1

Why do you insist on being so disrespectful? Do you think it is funny? do you want the wrath of God to come down on you?
Somebody ought to stone you, or else you sound stoned already.

2006-10-21 21:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

You got stoned...great I'm stoned...no you didn't blaspholoky...you just lied, her cooking sucks, trust me

2006-10-21 21:13:21 · answer #8 · answered by Gonzo Rat 2 · 1 0

Yes..You should have said fit for a King.Repent...God bless.

2006-10-21 21:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by John G 5 · 1 0

No, but you shouldn't criticize your wife's cooking either

2006-10-21 21:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0 1

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