A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2006-10-21 14:08:38 · 35 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-21 21:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww, I feel sorry for the truck driver!
2006-10-21 14:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by caramel love 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok!! lol but does the sentence" when i returned saw my wife in bed wid sum other person" need to come in every joke
2006-10-21 20:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This givea a whole new meaning to having a BAD day.
2006-10-21 14:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make that up?
Awsome punch line. Busted a gut laughing.
2006-10-21 14:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but presentation eeds work
2006-10-21 14:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't want to be the trouble-making truck driver.
2006-10-21 15:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, jokes should be such when the humour comes at the end
2006-10-21 14:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats the funniest thing i heard today!!!
2006-10-21 14:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by msnmlls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this joke its an old joke but still i enjoy everytime i hear it.
2006-10-21 17:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋