A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-10-21 14:04:07 · 35 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is really a good one fabulous keep it up.I dont have more words to praise this joke and want to give u 5thumbs up.I rate u 10 on 10.
2006-10-21 17:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i guess around the time you heard this joke! Will you award me? Please. It's one of a kind and I love it. About 5 or 6 months ago!!!!!
2006-10-21 14:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by rookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at the brite side if his ol lady was mad at em she coulda told the con that they didn"t have any vaseline.
2006-10-21 14:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a keeper. Good presentation, too
2006-10-21 14:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that's funny but i already knew it you got it from that internet site but the second time around it's even better who cares i get mine from internet site too!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol)
2006-10-21 14:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by nahir_lozza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest joke I've heard in while....Thanks!!
Good One!!
2006-10-21 16:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by soda pop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-22 22:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny! I loved it!! LOL
2006-10-21 14:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
except Q and Z all the alphabets r there
2006-10-25 03:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by hennaasrani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol verrrrry verrrrry funny
2006-10-21 14:40:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋