CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
2006-10-21 13:32:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about the last line. It is a lead off another joke I told earlier this evening.
again I apologise and hope you enjoyed this one as much as I did. If you saw it last night was it funny tonight?
2006-10-21 13:55:47 · update #1
That is really funny, if that man isn't on a milk carton he is going to be in a lawyers office tomorrow. LOL
2006-10-21 19:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once heard about a women who's boyfriend had cheated on her getting revenge by sewing prawns into the hem of the guy's curtains. After a couple of days they really started to smell and he had no idea what was causing it. Quite a time consuming revenge plot but probably with quite a big impact!
2016-05-22 08:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG yes this is definetly some good stuff, Sweet sweet revenge is what i have to say, nice to see that a guy can get a one up on a girl every so often!! LOL
2006-10-21 13:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...but I don't know what you mean by the guy on the milk carton ?
2006-10-21 13:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is so cold.... He is the guy whose wife does the tide commercial about it taking blood stains out..... I think she also does one for the glad bag holding a lot of weight and not leaking.
2006-10-21 13:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-10-21 13:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was on here at Y/A,last night
2006-10-21 13:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg you can make me laugh thats 10 points
2006-10-21 13:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard some funny jokes in my life...... and I have to say that is quite funny..........
2006-10-21 14:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Midnight Runner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmm
2006-10-21 13:41:24 · answer #10 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋