These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''
The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night when I was driving home i got pulled over and I got a DWI.''
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''
Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
2006-10-21 13:08:31 · 24 answers · asked by acemum 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao you Sick Puppy.
Here one for you
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch poor Rover a bone
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own
2006-10-21 16:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 13:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! What a nice joke to wake me up on a cloudy Sunday morning! (applause)
2006-10-21 22:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Minging but funny
2006-10-21 13:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Looby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk
2006-10-21 13:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by iusedtolooklikemyavatar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'v woken up next to a dog many times when i'v been pissed !
2006-10-21 19:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PD says grand joke 12/10 !!!!
2006-10-21 13:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you know what they say ,mans best friend and all. he probably gives em a bone once in awhile too
2006-10-21 13:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-21 13:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before. Its still good though.
2006-10-21 13:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋