two dwarfs pull two girls and take them home.
first dwarf can't get it up and to make matters worse all night long he can hear the second dwarf saying
" here i come again 1-2-3 uuggh"
the next morning the first dwarf says to the second
" how embarassing, i couldn't get an erection"
the second dwarf says
"if you think thats bad, i couldn't even get on the f*cking bed!"
2006-10-21 12:49:50 · 30 answers · asked by acemum 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was brilliant, not sure why people think if they have heard it before, it is not funny, if you liked it the first time you always will.
10 out of 10
2006-10-21 12:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That one "dwarf" was me!!! I couldn't get it up becausemy penis is just too big and heavy lol. The other dwarf was my fat-*** brother!
2006-10-21 13:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by WIDE OUTxx0017 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good ~ made me laugh (quite an achievement these days)!
2006-10-21 12:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by twixlicker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but saaaad.
2006-10-21 23:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by saljegi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got it on txt 2 years ago, sorry.
2006-10-21 12:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2006-10-21 13:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by Alejandra M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Next time take a stool with you!
2006-10-21 13:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You got me, it was too funny. Keep going your on a roll
2006-10-21 13:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Goose 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well don't get it nearer did the dwarfs
2006-10-21 23:33:09 · answer #9 · answered by silconbob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one.
2006-10-23 12:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋