A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout whut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
(Come'on this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!
Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books - poof! up in flames,
and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . .
When a couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.
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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas
driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact.
He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"
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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18.
They were told "17 and under are not admitted".
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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone,
'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
2006-10-21 12:35:09 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!!!!LOL! I GOT TO TELL MY DAD THIS!OMG LOL!
2006-10-21 12:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by zazarulz2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got us Arkansans pegged from the start. "And did you hear that we have let the hospitals start naming our children for us. Yep indeed we have. They put it on the little bracelet they give out with the paper diapers. It is kind of confusing though, everybody has kids named FE-MOLLY or MA- LY. Now figure that one out smart one! lol just teasing you, I am not a redneck, but I am from Arkansas. We got the prettiest mountains the deepest valleys, the cleanest air and water in the whole USA. If we are not quite up to the other dirty cities par of what is considered fashionable, we make up for it by living longer.
hehehehe
2006-10-21 19:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about all the rednecks outside of Arkansas?
2006-10-21 19:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by acelessthan3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh more than you will ever know:)
(Not well up on Arkansas folk /English me but I still loved it)
2006-10-21 19:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA, HA, HA, HA ,HA, HA, how the hell Clinton ever get elected President from Arkansas of all places?
2006-10-21 19:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by papabeartex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Really ARE a Redneck,,, looks like you know all the answers.
2006-10-21 20:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why must you talk about arkansas, there's more to us than rednecks, dumba ss
2006-10-21 21:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the gear joke and the I.D. joke.
2006-10-21 19:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff, some chuckles
2006-10-21 19:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by randy f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mixed one
2006-10-21 22:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋