WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
2006-10-21 12:34:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah this is really a good one isn't it.
2006-10-21 13:05:23 · update #1
hahaha yeah that sounds pretty bloody perfect to me!!!
2006-10-21 12:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by cheryl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd like my girlfriend (insert boyfriend/husand/wife as you prefer) across the table from me after cooking me a fabulous breakfast (which she does). I'll take the gourmet coffee though.
As for the covers...I'd be proud to have a daughter on the Wheaties Box or Maxim, and a son on Playgirl. Maybe I should be on the Maxim...
2006-10-21 19:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by kundalinicat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oohhwwee, I agree, love and aprove. Cant wait till I get married if its gonna be with that.
2006-10-21 20:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke before. I think it's pretty funny. And yeah, I agree.
2006-10-21 19:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by meilin h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as the royalties are rolling in
I think she has a grin
2006-10-21 19:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by erica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg heck no. but if she aint care though, thats fine. lol
2006-10-21 19:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by zazarulz2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it but one edit...ex is on the milk carton
LUVS IT!!!!!
2006-10-22 02:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...!!! I love a good chuckle!
2006-10-21 19:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by woopigsooie95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny lol
2006-10-21 21:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!! no i dont agree tho
2006-10-21 19:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋