2006-10-21 12:21:56 · 5 answers · asked by qtpie16707 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I once told a woman I had been having a bad day. I said I knew as soon as I woke up it was gonna be awful. She asked what happened and I told her it was the same thing that happens every morning.
"I woke up and you weren't there."
2006-10-21 12:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the grocery store you see a woman in the produce section. you walk up to her grab a head of lettuce and say "let us be together" it will get a laugh no number but a laugh
2006-10-21 12:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by buddy love 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here at "Insert bar name" we offer free moustache rides to all the ladies.
2006-10-21 12:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was being stupid one day and when i girl walked by I Yelled "hurt me Hurt me!" lol i was sooo stupid that day
2006-10-21 12:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
once this guy said to my friend
do you know asama bin laden
cus you the bomb -_-
2006-10-21 12:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋