answer ..........Paul macartney
2006-10-21 11:57:30 · 23 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I once had a girl
Or, as you know,
She's now had me.
She showed me her leg
Isn't it good?
Norwegian wood.
2006-10-21 12:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard Paul gave her a plane as a gift. She will have to use a razor on her other leg!
2006-10-22 10:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only one I know that is better off losing a leg.
2006-10-21 19:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by Crazy Diamond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Beatles Mr. McCartney. 3 when in bed with first wife. 2 in bed, after his second wife left him & filed for divorce.
Or Charlie Chaplin when he slept with his cane. ...
D.
2006-10-21 19:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh such rapier-like wit.
My ribs are in ruins and I have developed a severe incontinence problem because of the mirth you have generated.
2006-10-21 19:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sonny Walkman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you ask when you have not got a leg to stand on?
2006-10-22 16:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by WISE OWL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points.
2006-10-21 19:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by mark_virgin 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jolly good
2006-10-21 19:17:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you not have waited till we worked it out?
2006-10-21 22:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What lies in the media with one leg?.............
Heather mills
2006-10-21 19:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Lewisthelab 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋