2006-10-21 11:56:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Holy Cow, you watch that language. You might get turned into meat loaf and served at our next church picnic.
Bad Liberal, I only touch you to clean off the mound of Cheetos on your chest when you sleep. If I am doing your laundry, you need to keep clean, young man. No more orange stains on the t-shirts.
2006-10-21 12:08:18 · update #1
LOL LOL
2006-10-21 11:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Mother, now I've got your attention for a minute, do you mind if I ask you to stop coming into my room while I'm asleep and touching me like that? I asked some friends and they said it was BAD. I still love you, of course.
2006-10-21 19:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because of the creepy pictures of the Virgin Mary your banana bread has. When you have pictures of Pam Anderson in your bread, let me know.
2006-10-21 19:01:48 · answer #3 · answered by donronsen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God (no pun intended). I threw my head back and laughed out loud for the first time in days! Thank you!
2006-10-21 18:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did try it once. I'm now convinced there is a hell. You're a lousy cook.
Call yourself a mother?
2006-10-21 18:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you cooked God into it.
I MEAN...
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I'm allergic?
2006-10-21 18:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It IS heavenly, Mama.
2006-10-21 18:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the nuts......
2006-10-21 19:22:56 · answer #8 · answered by Not_a_toothless_pirate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks. Bananas give me indigestion and sick so i give anything with banana in a very wide berth.
2006-10-21 19:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? =S I don't get it?
2006-10-21 19:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by one 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shut your face!!
2006-10-21 18:58:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋