A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that
when she married she was to please her husband and never
upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the
young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
and she let a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse
please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"
2006-10-21 11:12:15 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Vulgar...but that don't offend me. I smiled
Reminds me of another crude Japanese hole joke.
Drunk American on business visit to japan has one too many and has a shambolic role with a pro, during which the lady in question keeps yelling "tong wong" . In his inebriated state the American decides this must be some sort of compliment.
The next day he is playing golf with his Japanese colleagues, one of whom plays a blinding stoke and gets a hole in one. Feeling proud of his newly acquired linguistic skill the yank announces "tong wong". The local guys turn to the American and polity ask "what do you mean wrong hole?"
2006-10-21 11:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm filipina, notwithstanding i think this question is biased. first of all, there are way extra constructive images of Lee Hyori! i in my opinion sense this is no longer suitable what race you're speaking about some females will be awesome and some might want to be ok. both Filipinas and Koreans are desirable of their personal way.
2016-12-05 02:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-10-21 11:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by FAYE M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea very funny
what was the tune?
matbe a bum note
2006-10-21 11:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's pretty good!!
2006-10-21 11:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Damn funny.
2006-10-21 15:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-21 11:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol vulgar but good
2006-10-21 16:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-10-21 11:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Tonte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rof lmao . good one
2006-10-21 11:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋