Mike Hunt is certainly an oldie but a goldie, and possibly one never to have been used on the Simpson's.
Anyway I've got one, but this is strictly for people you don't like.
Feed the person a steady and excessive amount of laxative. When you have let this work its way through said persons system, make sure you are in their vicinity and the vicinity of a toilet they are going to use approx 24hrs after administering the dose.
buy you self some FRESH chillies, slice them in half and rub them all over the handle of the toilet door, the toilet seat, the taps (faucets), the toilet paper and anything else you think they might touch.
Then sit back and watch!
2006-10-21 11:27:37
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answered by holmegirl 3
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A friend asked me to phone an annoying work collegue and say that he had won a car for keeping his account in credit, a high street bank at the time was running such a promotion. I wouldn't mind it was April Fools Day, anyway being 8.5 months pregnant time with time on my hands i did this, told him he had won a VW golf convertible Gti, asked what colour he wanted, gave him a choice of half a dozen colours or so, i said that he wasn't to do a substition of vehicle for car insurance until he received the log book, well he took four days off work waiting and waiting and waiting in the end he phoned the Bank demanding his car that 'he had won' suffice to say he nearly got the sack from his job until his boss asked him what day this had happened on.......
I do phone up around the world as well...
2006-10-21 18:23:41
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answered by untanuta 5
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Whilst at university I had a friend (Paula) who always spent AGES on the phone to her boyfriend. We all lived on the same floor of halls,and one night when she returned from a particularly long call another friend (Annie) and I told her she must have left the keys to her room down by the phone (she had in fact locked the door and left the keys in my room) Whilst she walked back down to the phone kiosk to find the keys, Annie unlocked Paula's bedroom door and I hid in the wardrobe, Annie then locked the room again (with me still inside). When Paula returned (having not found her keys) Annie "suddenly remembered" that they were in my room all along. When Paula asked where I was Annie said I has nipped to the loo. Buying this explanation Paula unlocked her bedroom door and I waited a full 5 minutes before jumping out from the wardrobe and scaring her sh**less!!!!
It was soooooooooo funny I think I actually wet myself laughing! -
I did however pay for it when I returned to my room the following week to find that every stick of furniture had been removed from my room and hidden in various locations in the halls!!
2006-10-21 18:23:12
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answered by Anonymous
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lol, i've heard that one before.
i went to go to the bathroom...in my house...when i lifted the toilet seat, there was some scary-assed thing in there with claws. i threw the seat down and let out a scream that would wake the dead!! i later found out my 7 yr old son had put his big rancor toy (monster from star wars) in the toilet to scare me. blahahahahahahahaha. it sure worked. he's 25 now, and i'm still not over it. on halloween, my daughter and i are gonna put this huge scary looking fake rat in his freezer. hee hee. he won't say anything about having had to change his drawers after he sees it in there, but we'll know. blahahahahahahaha
2006-10-21 18:15:10
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answered by pirate00girl 6
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I bought some liquid nitrogen and froze a can of shaving cream in it. Then i peeled off the tin around the frozen shaving cream. THen I threw it in my friends car an the block of shaving expanded to larger than me, and I'm almost 6 feet tall!!! You should try it.
2006-10-21 18:12:07
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answered by Tonte 2
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When I get called by people in india trying to sell me a mobile phone, I repeat the last thing they said in an enthusiastic way, so it sounds like i'm up for it. Then continue to do the same whatever they say. Really entertaining for you, really frustrating for them!
2006-10-21 18:13:40
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answered by antony965314 3
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uh 3 things............one wasnt a joke but i got bored so i took a pare of golf clubs out swung at a golf ball and hit my house..... another one was when i was riding on a pare of roller blades when i ran into a parked car...... real originall lol... and the last one i tryed that trick where the people r outside ....... and u ring the doorbell and when they go to answer it u close the screen door. Well before that i cleaned the door really good and then did it. My Dad fell for it and smacked into it Head on....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2006-10-21 18:13:28
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answered by Anonymous
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we did a seance years ago and contacted a Frit from France,and after i wrote death and blood signed Frit from france in tomatoe sauce and dropped it through my mates window on my way home, her mum had put the tea things in the window sill and the note stuck to the teapot, later when they had supper the note was on the table near the teapot, her mum read it out and my friend went white, she had to sleep in her parents bed the whole night as she was terrified, i didn't tell her for 5 years it was me....
2006-10-21 18:22:50
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answered by chris w. 7
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so this friend of mine gets dumped by a guy and for a laugh, we prank call him, and say "we're calling about the one gallon of mustard you ordered' in an annoying accent at 2 am in the morning, we were all laughing at him at which point he realised who we were and hung up lol
2006-10-21 18:18:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Put Vaseline on someones windshield wiper blades the night before it rained.
just kidding- i read about it on some site though:)
give it a try ;)
2006-10-21 18:13:18
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answered by anarchycreations 2
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