I recently was bored and alone in bar (due to a grotesque growth on my face i think). I had a little too much too drink and decided to spike myself with some Rohypnol in my cider and black. I woke the next morning with chaffing hands covered in kipper smelling yogurt. This I found ok but the police man waking me said I was nowt but a w.anker.......should I complain?
2006-10-21 10:25:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Well what do you know, an intelligent policeman!!
2006-10-21 10:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
LoL what a toss'r complain lol .You should have spent a night in a cell you numpty. Am sure the police would love to hear about your use of Rohypnol be it on your self or some one else.
Your depriving a village some were..
2006-10-22 07:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by dcukldon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like an astute summary to me. I am sure they would confirm that you are a lying one too if you tried to complain. Do you think your sense of humour is rather personal? Don't give up the day job yet.
2006-10-21 10:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd be more worried that the kipper flavoured yoghurt actually belonged to me.....and not to the pig!! He was maybe complaining that ye didn't give him a BJ!!
2006-10-23 06:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Fin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What were you doing in a bar with Rohypnol anyway? Sounds like on this occasion, the copper might be right. Still, I'm sure noone would mind if you burned the police station down anyway.
2006-10-21 10:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by punkrockdreadlock 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sounds Like He was Probably Right
2006-10-21 22:44:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you are a w a n k e r and a wasted space stop moaning,and go to that old lady down the road and offer to do her garden/
2006-10-21 11:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by realdolby 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Go on.......... the Duty officer will probably piss himself laughing when you turn up to make that complaint.
And anyway technically speaking I am assuming he was correct wasn't he?
2006-10-21 11:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Fram464 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its true that coppers have good intuition then! dont bother complaining, you will only get called it by more people...probably those you tell this story to later on
2006-10-23 10:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cannot give you a honnest answer i come from ??????
i have no idea how the law works but i knew i could have gone to a house ? in an other country but i went back and i served my time
2006-10-21 10:46:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't really complain just because somebody tells the truth.
2006-10-21 10:30:59 · answer #11 · answered by migdalski 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋