My mother-in-law as well as sister-in-law call buttcracks "coin slots" - so occasionally if we remember and happen to see a buttcrack, we'll try and slip a coin in it.
Usually, we just end up throwing a coin at them and saying, "Coin slot!"
It's pretty dumb, but an "inside thing" for us.
2006-10-21 09:52:25
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answered by PrettyProblem 5
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Buttcrack Slip
2016-11-05 04:03:28
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answered by ? 4
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My family and I always have to announce: "Refrigerator repairman!" Whenever we see one because of the skit on Saturday night live. You know the one.....
I do have a strange BC story:
I was sitting in a little diner on the first floor of Carew Tower in Cincinnati Ohio about to order lunch with my mother. I was sitting in a booth seat that was against a wall behind me.
As I was giving my order to the waitress, I notice my mom staring with huge eyes at the wall behind me...up higher. Then I see the waitress look up behind me too. This worried me so I looked behind me at the wall and there was a 3 inch cockroach on the wall!
That was bad enough, but the worst was yet to come....the waitress grabbed her order pad, and SMACKED the cockroach!
Wait! There's MORE....She didn't kill it! It flicked off her order pad and right down my B. crack...I was wearing jeans that gapped in the back (no belt).
I freaked out! I ran into the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet.
They didn't even give us a free meal or anything.
I thought this was a really crazy question to post, but once I started thinking about it, I TOO, had a B. crack story to tell.
2006-10-21 10:26:34
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answered by gg 7
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My friend was wearing a pair of my jeans and she is a size 4 regular and i am a size 2 long, so they were really tight and long on her. She also had one of my camis on and she was wearing it like i do mine so it shows a little bit of stomach. She thought she looked really hot but she had the worst plumbers crack ever and you could see her underwear all bunched above the pants. I thought that it wouldn't be nicer to not tell her but then I realized I should have told her cause she was high on confidence and was "strutting her stuff" People were laughing and she's like why is everyone laughing and I was like "ummmmm crack kills" she turned red and ran out to the car. We were at a dance.
2006-10-21 09:58:00
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answered by alternativepunk 3
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Its always nice (sarcasm..lol) seeing all these men working onthe roads and stuff , bending over showing half their butt to the world, or the Plumbers coming over and their pants falling off. My poor 2 year old had problems keeping his diaper or shorts up alot and everyone always joke about him having plumbers crack. Poor kid..lol
2006-10-21 10:01:16
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answered by Blondi 6
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when i see someone's buttcrack i just say kinda loudly "say no to crack". u cant do something if u see someone's buttcrack and its not someone u know. i say that bc u could be referring to the drug, but if someone realizes their crack is showing, they'll get it. its really funny too.
2006-10-21 09:54:45
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answered by SoccerSweetie<3 2
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When my husband is bending over doing something...he has the butt crack that shows and I will point at it and show our kids and we all just laugh and he's like "What's so funny"...lol
2006-10-21 09:50:02
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answered by Corona 5
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at the office, ...... canned air is a great buttcrack deterrent.
2006-10-21 17:05:19
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answered by HazelEyes 5
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I sometimes pop a hard-on when I see some hot girls ******** in class.....I just wanna screw her bad
2006-10-21 09:47:48
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answered by Greg S 3
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