the sky was dark.
the moon was high.
all alone just her and i.
her hair was soft ,
her eyes so blue.
i just knew what she wanted to do.
her skin so soft,her legs so fine.
i ran my fingers down her spine.
i dont know how but i tried my best.
i placed my hand upon her breast.
shaky hands,fast beating heart.
i slowly spread her legs apart.
when i did i felt no shame.
all at once the white stuff came.
now its finished ,its over now.
my first time ever,milking a cow
2006-10-21 09:10:36 · 39 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I never knew milking a cow could be so pleasurable.... I must try it sometime
2006-10-22 00:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice one, but wheres the joke or riddle? I don't see any? Maybe the milk got into my eyes and I can't see it?
A cow can be used as a milk gun. I wanna see how fast and far it can shoot, also how high?
Anyone willing to try?
2006-10-21 23:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow. That isn't a very good description. But, what do you expect from a first-time cow milker?
2006-10-21 09:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
its a good joke but from experience you never need to spead a cows leg apart!!
2006-10-21 09:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by myrtle_bobby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha .......You naughty creature.....Good one Liked it !!! Must be very happy being a successful Milker.....Hope this experience of yours will help in future endevours !!!
2006-10-21 09:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwww :0
2006-10-21 09:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by Deb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try 'her eyes so brown'
the idea of a blue eyed cow is too freaky!
2006-10-22 08:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had me worried there for a moment - Brilliant
2006-10-21 12:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by FAYE M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very goooood
2006-10-21 10:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cows dont have breasts,ya could have said
i dont know how or if i cudder
i placed my hand upon her udder....
only joking, ya made me laugh...
2006-10-21 10:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋