No innuendo, plz...
2006-10-21 08:56:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well, this one made me laugh the most...
I was talking with this guy, and he grabbed the tag on the inside of my shirt.
I thought it was sticking out, so said "thanks for putting that back".
He said: "It wasn't sticking out...I was just checking to see if it said "Made In Heaven".
Cracked me up, and yes, we went out on a date later that week.
2006-10-21 09:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by Barbara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so fine i'd drink your bath water..
Or you tell a women" I'm a math teacher" and when she says "oh really" you respond with yeah so how about we go back to my place and subtract your clothes,divide you legs and multiply your orgasms..
Ok i guess thats innuendo.. but honestly i dont think theres such a thing as a good pickup line they're all cheesy
2006-10-21 09:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok it wasn't even that it was a good line it was his action and charm that came out why he said it.
I was at a party I saw this guy and i had a boyfriend and I was trying not to check him out then I went over by my friend who was talking to him and he said something about me being beautiful and I said To my friend while looking at him" yeah it's like you said Dore it's ok to look at the menu as long as you don't order." Then he grabed my hand and said" Yeah but if you do deside to order I will give you a discount" then he kissed my hand. The whole thing is no line is good without charm, and convedience
2006-10-21 09:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best line that worked on me was the one used by my now future husband, "I've got an extra courtside ticket to the Celtics home came , would you care to accompany me?" It must have worked.
2006-10-21 08:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a perfect stranger in a bar, female and no hooker:....."hi, I'm Tara and I'm gorgeous, don't argue!!" Guess what I laughed my head off...that was 2 years ago.
2006-10-21 09:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Idk
Enough to break the ice, hi I'm _____.
2006-10-21 08:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose......oh sorry wrong section..........:D
2006-10-21 09:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by flashpro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are such a hot dish.
I wish i had a spoon.
2006-10-21 08:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Computer geek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi there, Have you ever been picked up in a bar?"
2006-10-21 09:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by djtzclark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋