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God is the perfect pimp.

Give him his 10% every sunday or you gonna get slapped
bow down in humility and reverence when he drives by in his caddy or you don't gets no action.
Don't choose another pimp all other pimps are of the man and not of the pimp-god If you do so you're gonna get cut in the face.

God needs us because he's a sadistic tyrant.

2006-10-21 07:20:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God does NEED anything. He allows service from his people.

He requires a degree of obedience and along with that he gives free will so we can choose to obey or not. Adam and Eve chose disobedience. Since God created mankind he instilled a desire in us to worship something or someone greater than ourselves. Some people foolishly choose corporations or athletes. Think of God as a kindly father who rewards sincere obedience and respect.

2006-10-21 14:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by Californiamama 5 · 0 0

God needs servants to spread The Word. All God's children are messengers, ministers of sorts. He commanded all his children to spread the Word, to teach love.

2006-10-21 14:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

From my understanding, a servant of God is one who has decided to sacrifice their chance to be somebody rich and famous, and instead dedicates their life and efforts to set an example of what can be achieved when they act in accordance to what they understand to be God's will.

Maybe God doesn't need the help, but I believe it's appreciated, and has it's mutual rewards.

2006-10-21 14:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He might not need them...as he didnt need us...still He might wanted us to exist...and well He does what he pleases.

Whatever, this is also a communication issue. What is the best way to get in contact with ignorants and cowards humans? what would u think ur reaction could be if suddenly u would be standing in front of God???

Think is easier to deal with a messanger in shape of human dont u think?

2006-10-21 14:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all, God doesn't need servants. He doesn't need our help, doesn't need our opinions, doesn't need us... Yet he keeps us, loves us, and allows us to be his children & servants.
In our weakness his strength shines through :)

2006-10-21 14:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by J-me 2 · 0 0

Same reason God choses to make a flat earth!

The flat earth~
Deuteronomy 28:64
“And the Lord will scatter you among all peoples, from one end of the earth to the other...
1 Samuel 2:10
The adversaries of the Lord shall be broken to pieces; against them he will thunder in heaven. The Lord will judge the ends of the earth...
Psalm 2:8
Ask of me, and I will make the nations your heritage, and the ends of the earth your possession.
Psalm 46:9
He makes wars cease to the end of the earth; he breaks the bow and shatters the spear; he burns the chariots with fire.
Psalm 48:10
As your name, O God, so your praise reaches to the ends of the earth. Your right hand is filled with righteousness.
Psalm 59:13
consume them in wrath; consume them till they are no more, that they may know that God rules over Jacob to the ends of the earth. Selah
Psalm 72:8
May he have dominion from sea to sea, and from the River to the ends of the earth!
Proverbs 17:24
The discerning sets his face toward wisdom, but the eyes of a fool are on the ends of the earth.
Proverbs 30:4
Who has ascended to heaven and come down? Who has gathered the wind in his fists? Who has wrapped up the waters in a garment? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and what is his son's name? Surely you know!
Isaiah 5:26
He will raise a signal for nations afar off, and whistle for them from the ends of the earth; and behold, quickly, speedily they come!
Isaiah 24:16
From the ends of the earth...
Isaiah 41:5
The coastlands have seen and are afraid; the ends of the earth tremble; they have drawn near and come.
Isaiah 45:22
“Turn to me and be saved, all the ends of the earth! For I am God, and there is no other.
Jeremiah 16:19
O Lord, my strength and my stronghold, my refuge in the day of trouble, to you shall the nations come from the ends of the earth and say: “Our fathers have inherited nothing but lies, worthless things in which there is no profit
Daniel 4:11
The tree grew and became strong, and its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth.
Daniel 4:20
The tree you saw, which grew and became strong, so that its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth,
Daniel 4:22
it is you, O king, who have grown and become strong. Your greatness has grown and reaches to heaven, and your dominion to the ends of the earth.

Micah 5:4...And they shall dwell secure, for now he shall be great to the ends of the earth.
Mark 13:27
And then he will send out the angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of heaven.
Acts 13:47
For so the Lord has commanded us, saying, “‘I have made you a light for the Gentiles, that you may bring salvation to the ends of the earth.’”
Romans 10:18
But I ask, have they not heard? Indeed they have, for “Their voice has gone out to all the earth, and their words to the ends of the world.”

2006-10-21 14:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

this is something i feel is wrong in religion
i do not feel an all powerful being would want worshipped praised or anything else that would serve ego

when i talk to God i talk to a friend not a master

2006-10-21 14:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by Peace 7 · 0 0

who says God need servants ..... God itself serving the mankind.

2006-10-21 14:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by ninza 3 · 0 0

Need isn't the issue. You wouldn't know the real issue even if you were told. Some things you just have to come to understand on your own.

2006-10-21 14:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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