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First to get it right gets the points.

2006-10-21 06:55:00 · 17 answers · asked by Confused?! 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

OK....well ur all v gud but i want original answers. i no i sed 1st to get it rite gts th points bt i decided i wnt creative anwers nw!!, kkz?

2006-10-21 09:20:44 · update #1

17 answers

You were all close, but here is the real answer: Aman is a known terrorist, so as Aman walks into the bar he orders a glass of water, it would have been nice if he had ask for a glass of water but he orders the bartender to GET him a glass of water, the bar tender pulls a gun and the man walks away, to go get a bigger gun, and then there is an OK Corral fight. 5 people lay dead as the Aman stands there not graced by a bullet. thanks for my points.

2006-10-21 08:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by roadrunner_gt 2 · 0 0

since the correct answer was already posted, then i will have to say that the man walked away because he did not want to get shot by the barman. obviously, the barman had such a bad day that he didn't want to serve anybody a drink that does not cost anything. and why should he, it is a bar, after all. how can a bar make money by serving water? so, maybe this last man was the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back and he decided "enough is enough!" he pulled a clint-eastwood go-ahead-make-my-day deal. so, the man walked away.... actually, if that person was me, i would have ran out the bar.

obviously not the right answer, but how about originality?!

2006-10-21 07:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 2 0

The man wanted a glass of water because he had hiccups. When the barman pulled out the gun, the man became scared and the hiccups went away, so he had no need for the water anymore.

2006-10-21 06:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by Apple 5 · 1 0

Ok the bar is in the middle of a desert where water is scarce. The man is a tourist from a rich country and knows little about the tradition of "saving water." He asks for a glass of water and the barman pulls out the gun and says: "Look you filthy tourist idiot! Do you not know that you need water to make glass!?! We drink out of gun barrels!" He takes a sip of water from his gun and offers it to the tourist. The tourist denies the drink and walks off. Then, in the background comes the call ," CUT!"
Well.....you said you wanted original ideas. And yeah I know, it ain't exactly funny.

2006-10-21 09:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ooh i somewhat comprehend the answer to this one ha ha. the guy who walked into the bar had the hiccups. He requested for water to help him end them. The bartender scared the hiccups out of him with the shotgun, so he has no extra hiccups. =D

2016-12-05 02:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the joke took place in Arkansas in a KKK town and the bartender pulled the gun on aman because he thought he was going to feed his camel if aman had ordered a beer like a normal patron then he would have been served.

2006-10-21 12:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0 0

The barman scared him so he didnt have the hiccups anymore and he walked of saying thank you

2006-10-21 09:04:38 · answer #7 · answered by Trina T 2 · 0 0

the man ordered a glass of water cause he had the hiccups,but when the other guy pulled out the gun it scared the hiccups out of him so he just walked away.THATS WHY! DO YOU THINK IM STUPID! dont answer that question

2006-10-21 07:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by . 2 · 0 0

either huccups or the bar tender brings out the gun to scare away the non alcoholic

2006-10-21 08:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0 0

the dude had really bad hiccups so he needed a glass of water. the bartender scares him so bad he doesnt need the water anymore

2006-10-21 08:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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