Wanna make a quick $50?
Come on, talk to me. Lower your standards...I did.
I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!
None of these worked...however, because of laughter value, this one did -
Hi. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?
2006-10-21 07:00:33
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answer #1
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answered by Grá 3
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the worst pickup line i heard i said it and it got me slapped.it was"the word of the day is legs,lets go tomy place and spread the word."
2006-10-21 13:57:16
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answer #2
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answered by cofuciousd 1
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A guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger a little bit, wipes it on a girl and says "Hey, how about you and I get out of these wet clothes?"
2006-10-21 13:56:42
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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You look like the kind of woman who appreciates catheters...
2006-10-21 13:57:04
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answer #4
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answered by UNITool 6
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my place or yours
2006-10-21 13:59:26
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answer #5
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answered by dreamy 5
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Nice legs! What time do they open?
The most disgusting ever!
2006-10-21 13:56:29
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answer #6
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answered by "*♥*Nafisa*♥*" 4
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(give the girl your phone) "I'll call you"
looooool
AND walk away from the girl and say "i just want to warn you not to let your future walk away from you"
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
2006-10-21 14:04:22
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
2006-10-21 13:59:57
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answer #8
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answered by abcdefg 2
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someone must have stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes
2006-10-21 13:59:06
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answer #9
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answered by stu k 2
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are you from tennesse? Because you're the only ten I see
that is soooooooo cheezy!!!!
2006-10-21 13:57:36
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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