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Here is one: Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo that it could indeed be done!

2006-10-21 06:46:01 · 26 answers · asked by snowdrop 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

To lure the Colonel into dangerous traffic.

2006-10-21 06:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by gee wiz 2 · 2 0

It depends on whether he was really "chicken" or just feartful of society in general. He might have had other issues that could require therapy. Then perhaps "cross" was too strong a word. It implies anger and perhaps he was upset or angry at his parents or other authority figures. The "road' might represent the place of decision that impeded his thoughts or blocked his path to enlightenment. The term "why" could indicate the questioning his very existance. In any case, he should take two aspirins and call me in the morning.

2006-10-21 15:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He had to cross the road because, there was sidewalk constuction and everyone knows a chicken can't fly.

2006-10-21 15:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by dreamteam 2 · 0 0

It went to get the ball that rolled across the road

2006-10-21 13:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by smitty 3 · 0 0

Because he was being hen pecked - and was trying to get away. He got hit by a car.

2006-10-21 13:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

to cross to the other side

2006-10-21 14:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why did the chickn cross the road? cuz the sun was in his eyes!!

LALOLOL

2006-10-21 14:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0 0

To go to his school 'Rooster Education Society'

2006-10-21 13:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Aq 3 · 0 0

To get away from the roosters.

2006-10-21 13:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Hydimyangel 3 · 0 0

to get to the other side

2006-10-21 14:36:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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