A newly-married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. "Do you have reservations?" inquires the receptionist. "Only one," replies the groom. "She won't take it up the ar se."
2006-10-21 06:23:50 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha .........Believe me ...I am still laughing while typing....What an imagination......Ha Ha Ha .....Thanks for a good laugh, which was much needed to me today!!!!!
2006-10-21 06:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you see your wife
running around the garden
screaming covered in blood
take a deep breath calm down
aim and shoot again
2006-10-21 17:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by Scott D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats disgusting
2006-10-21 13:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by porker animal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee heehee
2006-10-21 15:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-21 13:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.......herd it b4, didnt like it thn eithr, sorry.
2006-10-21 13:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um, naughty
2006-10-21 13:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...slightly mean but funny!
2006-10-21 13:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
??? I DONT GET IT!
2006-10-21 17:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhmmm..!
2006-10-21 13:31:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋