A nun was laying in the bath when she heard a knock on the door. "Who is it?" she asked. "I'm the blind man," was the reply. "Come in" she said, having no shame as the man was blind. The man then entered, "Nice ti ts love, where do you want me to hang the blind."
2006-10-21 06:19:50 · 26 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is one of the most amazing jokes i've read. Sick that is! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-10-21 09:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1, kidda
2006-10-21 10:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What colour was the blind, and was it vertical or horizontal? Thinking of getting some myself.
2006-10-21 06:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt weather he will hang the blind or bang the nun !!!! Ha Ha Ha ......Good One ..........little varient than what I heard before !!!
2006-10-21 06:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the start i wondered what the vaseline replaced into for..........then i knew..... my version is... New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15 shotgun: £60 The smile on the cashiers face as you pay: functional =)
2016-12-05 02:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute..blind man...better be glad it wasnt the window man - he'd be a real "pane in the glass"
lol...keep em coming..
2006-10-21 06:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As they say the old ones are the best!,good one though
2006-10-21 06:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never understood why nuns are so careful to hide themselves. If they're so damn virtuous its shouldn't matter.
2006-10-21 06:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol my mom told me that joke when I was like 4 years old, and it took me the longest time to understand it. FUNNY!!
2006-10-21 08:01:49 · answer #9 · answered by - - 3lizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute, I liked it, as it reminds Me of the 'Vindow Viper' joke I told Wen I was a child
2006-10-21 06:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋