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there was a little red man in a little red house, he woke up in his little red bed, went into his little red bathroom, and jumped into his little red shower.he had to cut his shower short when there was knock at his little red door.he wrapped a little red towel around his little red body and opened the little red door. standing at the little red door was a little blue lady. all of a sudden the little red mans towel dropped, the little blue woman shrieked and ran across the road where she was hit by a little red car.
whats the moral of this story?

2006-10-21 05:29:57 · 14 answers · asked by Psychodelic Chicken 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

NEVER CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THE RED MAN IS FLASHING!!!!!!

hahahahahaha!!!
i remember that from when i was 8!!! like 8 years ago!!!

i love that joke.

2006-10-21 09:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is there really a moral? Maybe the moral is that you should grab a litte bigger red towell if your going to answer the little red door.

2006-10-21 07:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by mapo 1 · 0 0

When you give, from the heart; it is always returned to you. I used to be so proud, when I cleaned out my garage. I would show my husband and say, "See how clean it is?" After a while he would just look at me and shake his head and say to me, "Yeah, and it will all be back tomorrow!" My garage was always packed so full of stuff. When somebody needed something, call Carole, she's got it! And sure enough, more times than not, I had just what was needed. And It felt so good to give! I am retired now, but I will always give! :D

2016-05-22 07:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Follow the Highway Code!

2006-10-21 06:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Never run from a little red thing when you're blue?

2006-10-21 05:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by gee wiz 2 · 0 0

I'm not really sure, but I am strangely curious and think it will be worth the wait.

A blue pus.sy screams for a red co.ck? lmao....Im going to Hell...and I still have no idea what the answer is.

2006-10-21 05:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0 0

Umm..never expose your little red privates to a stranger of any color(red,blue,yellow, green,etc.)?

2006-10-21 05:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 0 0

Where was the little red fox?

2006-10-21 05:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Color red stands for dangerous

2006-10-21 06:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

never go near anything red

2006-10-21 08:27:58 · answer #10 · answered by nicholas m 1 · 0 0

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