Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "He's happy now - But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ar se."
2006-10-21 05:19:50 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO THATS A GOOD 1
2006-10-21 08:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by nicholas m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definite, a gay guy can use synthetic inemination techniques (or maybe the genuine ingredient) to make a woman pregnant. yet once you're asking whether a gay guy aspects delivery to a newborn: Sorry no, we in simple terms have not got the mandatory kit. the only way we are able to have a newborn (of which we are a organic and organic confirm) is by a woman.
2016-10-15 06:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! The best one I've read here in quite some time! 9.5 on the laugh scale!!!
2006-10-21 05:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. Didn't get it a first, but the pacifier is supposed to be a dick right?
2006-10-21 05:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! That is so not right but sooo funny!
2006-10-21 06:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm thats odd but not so sure
2006-10-21 05:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by Carolinex3™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-21 05:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by shams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats gross but funny
2006-10-21 05:37:56 · answer #8 · answered by smileychickhappy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess
2006-10-21 09:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-21 05:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by lolls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋