I thought it would be funny to see if some people knew some funny bad or good pick up lines. Try to make them funny.
Whoever has the one that makes me laugh the hardest gets the 10 points so please make them good.
Have a Jolly good day.
EX. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
2006-10-21 05:17:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
please nothing with sexual conatations
2006-10-21 06:56:19 · update #1
This is a really stupid one but what ever lol My Uncle said it to a girl before.
Is there a fire truck near by? Cause you're smoken!
Really stupid I know, but what ever XD lol
2006-10-21 05:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by Danny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as a "good" pickup line... they are all horrible. However as you pointed out they are great for a laugh.
So......
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
God must be missing an angel cause I see one standing here.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I cant wait until tomorrow. [Why?] Because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, Just say Yes!
There are tons more out there. Im sure they have a list somewhere on the web
2006-10-21 05:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is one. hi whats your what for the name and say that a nice name you make it cute. then say you cute can i get your number 7 times out of 10 they say yes but have a better chat frist. and hell yes i kiss that lip
2006-10-21 05:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by kiko_zean@yahoo.com 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋