A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife and the doctor suggests the man should goin and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead.The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies: "She choked!"
2006-10-21 05:01:39 · 33 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMFAO xxxxx
2006-10-21 09:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much every hot chick ever in Port Charles has been with Sonny. He's only been married to two women though: Lily (who was blown up in a car bomb by her father that was meant for Sonny) and Carly a bunch of times. Sonny was engaged to Brenda (who was also engaged to Jax a few times, but actually married Jason), but he stood her up at the altar. Sonny, Jax and Jason have shared a few women: Carly, Sam, Brenda. I wonder if he'll go through with marrying Kate or if he and Carly will get back together now that Carly and Jax are separated. I'm surprised they don't deal with the STD situation that Sonny must have, when he first came to down he owned that strip joint when he was banging Karen, Scott's daughter.
2016-05-22 07:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would the doctor suggest oral sex anyways?
2006-10-21 06:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
-24
2006-10-21 05:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats terrible, I love it lol.. Way to go!
2006-10-21 06:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are naughty!!
But I like you!!
Big LOL!!
Thanks for the giggle!
2006-10-21 05:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In very bad taste, but ya know we love bad taste!!!! LMAO
2006-10-21 09:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You selfish men... always thinking about your selves
2006-10-21 09:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one dude ill tell my nan that one she will think its well funny you should here the ones she tell me lol ps she 84
2006-10-21 05:09:50 · answer #9 · answered by lisa h 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-21 05:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by melas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats mean - but bloody funny
2006-10-21 05:03:31 · answer #11 · answered by spliff 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋