because everytime they get a corner, they build a shop. LOL. Get it!!!
2006-10-21 04:45:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What makes you think there are no Indian footballers?
What about Inivalappil Vijayan? He was crowned Indian Player of the Year in 1992, 1997 and 1999. He also scored the fasted international goal in history in 1999 at the South Asian Football Federation Cup against Bhutan, scoring after just 12 seconds and was the top scorer in the Afro-Asian Games in 2003. Since retiring from the game he has started a football academy in his home town.
There's also Baichung Bhutia, who joined East Bengal Club at 16 and went to JCT Mills two years later and won the league with the club as well as being the league's top scorer. He was also named Indian Player of the Year in 1996 along with numerous other awards. He also played in England, when he joined Bury in 1999, before returning to India in 2002 to play for Mohun Bagan AC. He's even signed an endorsement deal with Adidas and had a stadium built in his honour, the Baichung Stadium in Namshi (how many European players have had THAT honour?)
And there's Subimal "Chuni" Goswami, who's received 50 international caps for India, as well as managing the international side and becoming vice-president of Mohan Bagan club.
2006-10-21 11:52:45 · answer #1 · answered by DJ Rizla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, not a bad one at all.
I'm sorry but some ppl on here have no sense of humour and take it oh to seriously though.
2006-10-25 00:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cos every time they try to head the ball there'd be feathers everywhere!
2006-10-21 20:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why are there never any white snake charmers?
2006-10-21 04:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They play lacrosse.
2006-10-21 04:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by fordcoupe96 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-10-21 04:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get it but it's pretty racist.
2006-10-21 04:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because their turbans would get in the way
2006-10-21 04:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol not funny
its coz they indian!!!!
2006-10-21 04:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-10-21 04:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋