An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
2006-10-21 04:21:57 · 11 answers · asked by Lisa C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#2:
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
2006-10-21 04:24:24 · update #1
I am sorry but I did not understand your first joke.
The second one too.
2006-10-21 04:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by ¨°º¤•§îRîu§ ¤[†]¤ ߣã¢K•¤º°¨ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wonder why u bash people that ask a question mayb u have problems in ur life and juss need to vent but for future reference dont go making fun of others that juss ask a question by calling sumone a nerd siggas gone
2006-10-21 14:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by ermaarthur@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kay kay kay .................
First one was funny but a little bit morbid.
Second one was better although a little too close to the truth to be a joke. lol
how bout this one:
Two bats hanging in a tree when Bat one looks over and says to Bat two "hay lets go get some blood!!!"
Bat two looks over with a stare and says "who you kiddin' at this hour? Aint nobody out there right now we'll go later"
Bat One looks and says "fine ... then I'll just go by myself you stay here and look hungry." He flings his guano about and flies off!!!
Minutes later Bat One returns just covered in blood licking himself all over.
Bat Two says "MAN where'd you get all that blood at at this hour? Tell me dude I want some!"
Bat One says with a grin "Well ahem..... See that tree over there just over the rise?"
Bat two says "yeah yea yea?"
Bat One replies.............."Well, I didn't"
what about that one?
2006-10-21 11:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by MsEagleTX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard the first one but the second one was pretty nasty but funny
2006-10-21 23:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DONT GET EM! EXPLAIN! lil_vocalist@yahoo.com
2006-10-21 11:40:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck! but still kind of funny. a seven i would say. for both
2006-10-21 11:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one i've heard before it's my favorite
2006-10-21 11:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by rAwR♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute - but old!@
2006-10-21 11:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-21 12:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but was not funny
2006-10-21 12:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋