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My vibro,which brings me heaven.Rabbit be thy name.Til kingdom come,thy makest me ***,on earth with eyes on heaven.Give me this day my daily thrill,and forgive me my screams,as i forgive flat batteries.Lead me not into temptation,but deliver me from frustration.For thine is the rotation,the power and the buzzing,for ever and ever,no men

2006-10-21 04:07:33 · 16 answers · asked by sweatymotto 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

The Lad's Prayer:
Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
At home as in the local.
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us.
And lead us not into poncy wine tasting,
And deliver us from alcopops,
For mine is the bitter.
The ale and the lager,
forever and ever;

BARMEN.

2006-10-24 01:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1 0

Forgive flat batteries? NEVER

2006-10-21 04:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by IC 4 · 0 0

lol i had an ann summers vibro,, lol mr purple

2006-10-21 04:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by carla s 3 · 0 0

sounds like its about the energizer bunny. just keeps going and going and going and oging ang going and then... it STOPS! lol, thx for posting it

2006-10-21 04:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0 0

i heard this a couple of days ago...still a good one though

2006-10-21 16:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Now thats my kind of toy.hahahahahahah.xxxx

2006-10-21 04:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0 0

Try saying that one in Church!!

2006-10-21 04:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Ally 5 · 0 0

lmao

2006-10-21 04:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0 0

very funny

2006-10-23 12:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha

2006-10-21 04:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by abbie b 2 · 0 0

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