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1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they
would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking

2006-10-21 04:02:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

how is this a question?

isn't ironic that your question is an answer, and my answer is a question?

2006-10-21 04:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by redims81 2 · 1 3

I love no. 8 and 9!!

One thing me and my husband do is as the lift is approaching our floor, we stand right up to the doors and see who can keep their tongue stuck out for the longest before doors open and people are there waiting to get in.

2006-10-21 04:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like number 5 the best! Keep them coming!!

2006-10-21 04:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by monkay78 2 · 1 0

number 6 is funny

2006-10-21 04:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa 4 · 0 0

i like number 5 best LMFAO

Although number 10 might get you arrested!

2006-10-21 04:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by gallow 5 · 0 0

:) thats all i have to say about that


edit: done half of those myself. people look at u weird when you in the elevator

2006-10-21 04:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0 0

veeeeeeeeery funny i liked the first one and the eighth one the most

2006-10-21 16:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I LIKE THEM ALL >>>>>>>LOL!!!
Made me Chuckle~

2006-10-21 04:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0 0

haha, when does part II come out?

2006-10-21 04:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by dbobb 3 · 0 0

try to get a lift and then get a life!!

2006-10-21 04:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by lovelycutiepie 2 · 0 0

redims81 reply is more entertaining

2006-10-21 04:12:36 · answer #11 · answered by TP 3 · 0 0

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