There was once a pair of high school sweethearts. When they graduated, they wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't want to do this and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her giving her new boyfriend a ******** and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, ''I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.''
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So...he wrote on the back of the photo: ''Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!'' and mailed the picture to her parents.
2006-10-21 03:44:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love ur jokes so much!! They are hilarious!! Where do u come up with these!!
2006-10-21 04:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dont do it.. if he's the only then it is going to happen without opt to speed into it.. I married my H.S. Sweetheart he grew to change into into 19 i grew to change into into 18 , I somewhat were given pg a month as right away as we married.. we had 2 boys by technique of using the time i grew to change into into 20, and he left me for yet another woman declaring that we married to youthful at age 22.. and he left and in no way grew to change into back .. now no longer even for the children.. So dont do it.. u will replace alot between now and the time ur 25.. and that i dont want for anybody to bypass through what i did , please bypass to school first atleast get a 2 12 months degree, something u can fall back on if something occurs, if he's the only 2 years isn't something in evaluation to the life time ur going to spend mutually, do it the properly perfect way and wait..
2016-12-05 01:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy **** thats the funniest thing ever heard ,im mean ok he needed to let go and stop being a pest . but she didnt nedd to be that big of a ***** , looks like they both got theres
2006-10-21 03:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one ..
and thats the great Job..
2006-10-21 05:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by syed 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Revenge is sweet?nah its revenge is ********!!!(though gr8 4 da other bf)
2006-10-22 01:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great! thats called justice! lol!
2006-10-21 03:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
revenge is sooooo sweeeeet!! LOL
2006-10-21 04:02:29 · answer #7 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I VE ALREADY HEARD IT!!!!
BUT STILL, i love it.
Its really good so i give 10/10.
be happy!!!
Cheers!!
2006-10-21 03:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-21 05:11:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao :)
2006-10-21 04:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋