What is the funniest fishing experience that you ever experience?

Question

when i cat my fishing rode a bird try to grab my bait

i mean when i cast my fishing road

Answer 1

when i was fishing once i caught a good size small mouth bass and then when i was reeling it in, a huge turtle snapped it off my hook. all i had left was the fishes head, it sucked.

Answer 2

I was fishing on a party boat in the atlantic highlands NJ and there was a drunk on board who insisted on feeding the seagulls cheese doodles from his mouth, he thought he was cool (but he was quite obnoxious) then a wave came and shifted the boat while a seagull was attempting to take the cheese doodle from his mouth and it grabbed his lip (LMAO) the blood would not stop flowing from his lip, it looked as if we were fishing shark (he needed 10 stitches) but the real funny part was because he was so obnoxious that the captian made him stay on the boat for the remainder of the trip (4 hours). He cried like a sissy. By the way that day I caught the pool fish (FLUKE 8 LBS) and won $140.

Answer 3

I was fishing for catfish in the ohio river. We were using shrimp for bait. After casting out a large group of geese swam over where I had cast. I looked over and saw a goose dive and come out of the water with what looked to be my bait. I jerked the line and the goose followed the shrimp for a few feet before giving up. I'm glad I didn't hook it. I wouldn't know where to start removing that hook, especially if it swallowed it.

Answer 4

I was fishing for skipjacks(baby bluefish) with my 9 yr old son.As he was reeling in the fish a 10lb bluefish came up and chomped the skipjack.My son almost got pulled into the water and was screaming with his eyes bugging out.When his arms couldn't take it anymore he started backing up the beach until he finally got the fish in.The beach where he was standing looked like a bomb landed there with all the deep craters from him digging in.Anyone that has ever hooked a big blue knows this is quite an accomplishment for a skinny little kid..

Answer 5

a bunch of my friend's and i went out on my boat fishing . one guy hooks a really nice fish . he fits it for 10min. gits it up to the boat and it makes a long hard run strait down then gos sideways. the fish gits his line in the prop and brakes off. we go back fishing and catch some nice fish. after about three hours we make a full circle of the lake . one of the guys hook a really good fish ,he fits it for a bit . then i notes some thing funny ,his fishing rod is bent lick he has a fish but i can see his lure and there is no fish . as it terns out he had hooked the line of the fish that had broke off earlier .it was the biggies fish that we put in the boat that day.

Answer 6

I caught a small perch this summer and the depth finder beeped so I knew there was a big fish down there so I let it go back down. I had the line in my fingers the whole time and could feel it moving. I gave up on the big fish and reeled it in. To my surprise, there was a whole different type of fish (sunfish) on it.

Answer 7

My buddy and his friend were fishing in South Florida all day and that night they were camping and after a LOT of whiskey they decided to hook up an apple on a shark hook and toss it into the woods. Well around sunrise my buddy was woken up by the cry of "PIG ON!!!" as his buddy had set the hook into a wild pig that had taken the apple. The fight was on and after a long fight the pig, hook in the mouth and strength fading fast was in sight. My buddy was faithfully standing by with the gaff as his friend was reeling in the pig. It was in the road when the headlights shone down the road. Yep you guessed it, the Game Warden. He stopped looked at the fight going on, looked at my buddies and drew his pistol and dispatched the pig. Mu buddy was deflated, here was the best fight on a rod of the whole trip and the warden didn't even let him get a gaff in him. The warden approached the duo and it sounded something like this..
Warden(W): Mornin Boys. Whatcha doin?
Buddy(B): Fishin.
(W): Fishin. Hmmmm. Well I am gonna have to give you a ticket.
(B) for what!!??
(W) hunting out of season.
(B) We weren't huntin... we were fishin.
(W) but you took a pig out of season.
(B) we'll we were gonna release it til you shot it.
(W) well you still took game illegally and out of season.
(B) There ain't no law in FLorida that says you can't FISH for pigs.

At this point the conversation goes back and forth for a while when the warden fianlly says...

(W) Well what are you going to do with the pig?
(B) well since you killed it I guess we'll eat it.
(W) What time are we eatin?
A stunned look crossed the buddies faces.
(B) I guess around 5.
(W) All right I'll be back.
The pig was cooked to perfection and the warden showed up with his wife and 2 kids in tow with a huge bowl of cole slaw. They ate and they all enjoyed fresh cooked pig. The warden wrapped up the family and were on their way. He did give Buddy #2 a warning citation about taking game out of season though...

Now don't get me wrong, the state of Florida does not condone "Pig-Fishin" but it was the funniest thing I have ever heard. True Story. All of this is true.

Answer 8

My supervisor and i(also the pres of the co.,son and the vice pres. little brother)decided to go catfishing in the james river.we was both using 2 rods for about 30 minutes but stopped. from the time we started till 30 minutes later we would cast out one then pick up the other to reel a cat in. well the fishing went on like that until around 12 am then dropped dramaticlly. we sat there just BS ing and i noticed a small water snake about a foot long coming toward us. he is petrified of snakes so i just made a few movements and the snake went another direction. about 15 minutes later he decided to check his bait and started reeling in he all the sudden yelled I GOT SOMETHING AND IT IS HUGE. the james is know for the size of their cats so i reeled in and set the rod to the side so i could help. well he gets it to the shore and it ends up being a snapping turtle,well about that time i caught something in the corner of my eye as i was trying to grab the turtle without it grabbing me. it was the water snake again but this time it was too late up the bank it came right across his foot. needless to say he freaked tripped over me and in the river he went. i managed to grab his rod. he started yelling you grab the rod but not me. my reply was you know damn well that the water is only a couple feet deep and sandy bottomed here, i don't have to worry about you. so he got out and sat next to the fire while i wrestled the snapper in(it weighed around 40 lbs). after things calmed down we started fishing again.well around 2 things picked up again and we was hauling some really nice cats in when it happened. i missteped and slid into the river the whole time holding on to the rod,i continued fighting this cat sitting in the water. when i finally looked at him and asked if he was going to help. he said nah i think you got it. well i finally did get it in he weighed around 25 lbs. so i took my turn by the fire to dry off. when we was getting ready to leave in the morning we started reeling in and we both had something on i had no clue what i had but it fought like nothing i ever fought before. well next thing i know he is screaming and throws his rod to the ground i grab it and say whats up with you. he said there is a snake on my hook. i told him fight whatever i have and i will deal with your issue. well it wasn't a snake it was an eel about 2 foot long. he never knew that i just cut the line. well he yells again you have one too and it is huge. i grab the rod and tell him what it is and bring it on in mine was around 4 foot long and he freaks,yet again. i just shake my head and cut the line. I then proceeded to call him the biggest pansey i ever met. which was pretty funny concedering he was very well built. the whole trip home he was making me swear i wouldn't tell his dad,brother or any of the coworkers.I looked at him and said alright but you gotta buy my beer every day after work.he kept his promise and i kept mine.

Answer 9

Due to gender, I cannot multitask. However, one day I tried to clean a fish and swat at a fly. as a consiquence, I'm now missing a chunk of ear. Looking back it's pretty funny

Answer 10

Gosh where do i start? While night fishing years ago my mate thought he had put salt in his tea instead of suger, suddenly he started to cough and splutter i shone the torch at him, he had put suger in his tea but somehow a f***ing big sulg had got in his mug. I laughed so much i wet meself i dis you not. Lesson learned? form then on i put all food on a small table in a sealed box.