2006-10-21 02:08:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aw, man.......do you know how tired he is by now of all that chucking. If I had done all the chucking he's done, I'd have to retire and sell seashells by the seashore. "Whew!!!"
2006-10-25 01:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd do just enough chucking of wood to build up his muscles and impress the ladies.
Sadly the ancient rite of wood chucking has died out in the woodchuck community, leaving puny looking males and disappointed females.
To answer your question specifically, I believe the scientific studies have shown that the amount of wood that a wood chuck COULD chuck is about 12 logs per hour, with a 10 minute snooze between chucks. (Cynics have pointed out that this uses up the whole hour just doing the between-chuck snoozing, but that's the beauty of the sport).
2006-10-21 09:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by JaneB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-10-21 09:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by bolandalbaby@verizon.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? i have no idea...
2006-10-21 09:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by luvvey_00001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-10-21 09:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by next_topmodel19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck as much wood if a cwood chuck could chuck wood
2006-10-21 09:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-10-21 09:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by chalqua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a wood chuck anyway?
2006-10-21 09:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by KingRichard 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The link below provides the perfect answer
2006-10-21 09:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-21 10:40:46 · answer #10 · answered by piercesk1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋