Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see when you look at me?" The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears." The interviewer says, "That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again." The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no ears." The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a job with his company. As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, "Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing." "Okay," said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you look at me." The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts." The interviewer was flabbergasted, "How on earth did you know that, son?" "What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"
2006-10-21 02:03:09 · 26 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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best one ive heard in a looooong while!! great joke!!!! hahahaahahahhaaha
2006-10-21 02:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
4 of 5
2006-10-21 12:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by sly4life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 10/10
2006-10-21 09:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by Krishna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Great Joke. 11/10
2006-10-21 09:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by luvvey_00001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh thats a good 1 have to tell that to a few of my friends
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2006-10-21 10:17:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♫мёģąŋ♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, LMAO. I like the third guys attitude!
2006-10-21 09:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by battle-ax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...........Pretty nice One, One can imagine about the interviewers fury !!! Clean , Intelligent one presented tactfully !!! Full points!
2006-10-21 09:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good job is hard to find
2006-10-21 09:26:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give u a thumbs up but unfortunately i cant since im still in the first level.
grrrrr8 joke keep posting JOKES
2006-10-21 09:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♦ arc duke ♦ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao pretty funny
2006-10-21 09:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by Vanilla C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋