walking home with my g/f last night, we spotted a group youths attatching fireworks with masking tape to a very frightened cat(to its legs/body). totally outraged i this i went over to them and asked them what they were up to. "just a bit of fun" they said, thinking nothing of the cruelty and needless suffering to the cat.
taking the matter into my own hands i showed them that it's much better fun to also strap a few fireworks to the cats head(the explosion is excellent) and uses a larger percentage of the cat. surely if kids are going to inflict needless pain and suffering on animals they should at least use it's whole body. i've never witnessed such a waste, i'm furious
2006-10-21 01:27:27 · 50 answers · asked by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 in Pets ➔ Cats
Actually if you strap 6 Roman candle around it's body and some little roller skates on it's feet, splash a little gasoline or lighter fluid over it and light'm up on a busy street, and let'm roll. Instant fireball kitty. You use the hole cat and it's really funny to see the look on peoples faces when it rolls by.
Avian: Careful some cruel people have 30 handguns, 20 rifles, and 12 shotguns, and enough ammo to supply a small militia, and would love a big tough, rugby playin steel worker to come try it on. Besides I think this guy is just getting his jollies with his question, which is why I gave such an answer. You know...Stupid question deserves a stupid answer.
2006-10-21 01:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
I feel your outrage, I'm always disgusted to see a senseless waste of fireworks like that. Those kids should be taught how to operate some sort of pay per view scheme enabling them to make money by doing this. This way they will continue to have fun, but also make a serious contribution to the economy. No doubt they were using fireworks far too large for the size of feline they had, with proper training these youngsters will be able to create the same excitement and spectacle with half the amount of explosives.
2006-10-21 03:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a great shame that the people like you, who ask such questions and who are clearly willing to be gratuitously cruel to an animal which might be a much loved family pet, are not more easily identifiable.
You see, not all cat owners are old ladies, or little girls - some are big, tough, Rugby playing, steelworkers who would love to meet such questioners and firmly explain why their queries are likely to encourage cruelty to animals - which, research shows, frequently leads to cruelty to humans.
So please grow up and join the human race as a responsible adult. Though I suspect you are beyond such an entreaty.
2006-10-21 01:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by avian 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No they should most definatly not, we have much too mcuh of that these days, teenage kids need to learn how to humanily kill each other more like. The poor poor cat had'nt done nothing to deserve that did you not even think to image that was someone's pet? A part of their famiely, you are one sick C*U*N*T*, on firework night i truely hope that a firework explodes in you face-try not to die strait away bleed to death first burn your eyes out explode your F*U*C*K*I*N*G head off for all i care, you g/f can blow her self up too she didnt do nothing to help the situation you pair of sick C*U*N*T*S*
2006-10-21 05:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by § gαввαηα § 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're disgusting. I can't believe that you would even say that on a website. Stop doing it before someone straps a firework to your head- maybe we'll all see if the explosion is excellent then, huh?
2006-10-21 02:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by Katrina Van Tassel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you missed out on an opportunity, there. You could also have shown them how much fun it is to strap fireworks to their own bodies. Why settle for a vicarious bit of fun when you can enjoy it first hand?
2006-10-21 01:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I know now, that u exactly remind me of TED BUNDY.....u cruel, heartless w@nker.
go and put some eyemasks on and run a seductive bath for u and yr girlfriend (if u have one that is)...
We are all coming with a few hairdryers, already plugged.
we will drop them in the water and see u and girl fry.
we will take back our hairdriers and let all our cats scratch u to bits!
ps u r a sick c*nt that should be shot.
2006-10-21 03:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I totally agree with you. You gotta try strapping a couple to your bolloc*s I would love to see that explosion. You f***ing weirdo.
2006-10-21 06:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by KkR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am furors to think you would Evin thin of doing something like that you are an *** HOUL
i which the cat was you i will search the yahoo net and turn you in you basted that probly was a blow up doll not you girl frend and the blow up doll probly didnt lik you
2006-10-21 03:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wish I could determine your IP address so authorities could catch your sorry azz and attach fireworks to you!
Sick mthrfkr
2006-10-21 03:33:31 · answer #10 · answered by cinderellie11 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋