I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
2006-10-21 00:40:24 · 10 answers · asked by triumph the insult comic dog 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
rimi j, go look for that eye your missing you selfish whor*!
2006-10-21 00:46:00 · update #1
good doggie, i'll give you 10 turds for this crap!
2006-10-23 13:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Saltbreaker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mav laugh! Mav give it a 6.
2006-10-21 07:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by Mav here! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly, and inconsiderate to others
2006-10-21 08:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by AG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!0/10 i loved it!
2006-10-21 07:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by Rajan S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Silly! LOL
God bless.
2006-10-21 07:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm offended by your offensive joke, even though I'm not religious.
2006-10-21 07:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Jay S 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like it.
2006-10-21 07:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit, lay down.....stay!
2006-10-21 07:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why u write this?
2006-10-21 07:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by rimi j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm... what?
2006-10-21 07:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by rokkon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋