There was a young lady from Chester,
Who worked as a licorice taster,
She said with a grin as she shovelled some in,
Mmph mrmm hmmgm phmgh mmmrm memm.
2006-10-21 00:18:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was in a fuuny mood last night when I thought of it.
Seemed funny then.
2006-10-21 00:25:28 · update #1
She was related to the following lady!
There was a young lady named Perkins
Who just simply doted on gherkins.
In spite of advice,
She ate so much spice
That she pickled her internal workin's.
2006-10-21 00:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Not really funny. It apparently rhymes. I am not sure how to pronounce memm. I think it would be better told then written.
2006-10-21 00:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. dried black plant root: the dried black root of a perennial plant or an extract made from it. Use: laxative, confectionery, brewing.
2. kind of candy: a dense rubbery candy that is usually made in black or red strips and flavored with licorice
3. plant with sweet root: a perennial plant with spiked blue feathery leaves and a root with a sweet flavor. Native to: Mediterranean.
Latin name: Glycyrrhiza glabra
2006-10-21 00:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She'll say the same thing with a grin tomorrow while sat on the lavatory.
2006-10-21 00:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a better one
There was once a man from lick,
Who dreamt he was sucking his dick.
He woke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
To see that he done a fat ****!
2006-10-21 00:26:59 · answer #5 · answered by Liam Somerfield 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good rhyme....yummy yum...i LOVE licorice.
i have just had an idea: as my husband kept me awake all night, snoring away, i am going to give him a packet of my black sweets tonight, and he will be on the toilet sit all night, so i can have my beauty sleep.!!!!!!
2006-10-21 00:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This should have been thought of when you had made some mouth a mouthful
2006-10-21 00:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left one thing out. she couldn;t talk when a man walked up so her dentures come out!
2006-10-21 00:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha like it
2006-10-21 00:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'scrap the tv licence'
2006-10-21 03:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋