A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset!
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
2006-10-21 00:08:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh mamma..........words like dust, wash, iron and cook!!!!!
(wah wah wah)
Now tell me people, did yuou like this joke??????
Whoevr answers the best, gets the 10 points, and dont forget to rate it plz.!!!
2006-10-21 00:10:04 · update #1
oh thankyou for making me laugh i was really having a bad day today.I really wanted to read a good joke and u made my day.I'll share this with my frnds.thanx!!! and i wanted to give u 5 thumbs up.
2006-10-21 00:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about rating this a ten like the others...the punchline was rather wide open. I only finished reading it to confirm the punchline. Cute Joke...not great...but funny...I give it a 6
2006-10-21 07:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wash, iron, food, cook and f*ck , dust all 4 letter words ha ha her mom should b worried, 10* (10 stars)
2006-10-21 07:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one hahahah I told my fiance and she lost it thank you for the laugh it's a ten outta ten sweetie
2006-10-21 07:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by MiZaLiTy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely, I had laughed loud, when I read this joke first time.....
2006-10-21 08:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know im a kind of person that laughs very hard on a simple joke....just being so honest i really get the point of your joke but it was not that funny...i don't even smile nor laugh......IT WAS NOT FUNNY...i must say...but that was quiet cute
2006-10-21 07:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by Change this name! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
really wonderful. nice joke. I will vote for u. congrats.
2006-10-21 07:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by ourindiya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, sorry i did not like the joke it was cinda a wast of your time to wright all of it
2006-10-21 08:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Darby K 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that nice clean joke.
2006-10-21 09:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaa! I'm gonna use it to my mother after the holidays!!!
lol thanks alot!!! 11/10!!!
2006-10-21 07:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by Inquiry Complex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋