A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Of course," comes the reply.
The 1st man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the 2nd. The 1st man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the 2nd man.
Curious, the 1st man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the 1st man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the 2nd man.
Curiosity again strikes and the 1st man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the 2nd man. "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!" the 1st man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
2006-10-20
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