Give me what in your opinion is the funniest joke u have heard.
2006-10-20 23:10:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-21 16:36:03 · answer #1 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
a woman and a guy are in touch in a motor vehicle accident on a snowy, chilly Monday morning. the two of their autos are completely demolished yet amazingly neither of them is harm. God works in Mysterious procedures. as quickly as they flow slowly out of their autos, the lady says, “so which you‘re a guy. That‘s thrilling. I‘m a woman. Wow, in basic terms seem at our autos! There‘s no longer something left, yet we‘re uninjured. This must be an illustration from God that we ought to continually meet and be acquaintances and stay jointly in peace for something of our days“. Flattered, the guy replies, “Oh definite, I believe you thoroughly, this must be an illustration from God!“ the lady maintains, “and seem at this, right here‘s yet another miracle. My motor vehicle is punctiliously demolished yet this bottle of wine didn‘t ruin. genuinely God needs us to drink this wine and have fun our solid fortune.“ Then she palms the bottle to the guy. the guy nods his head in contract, opens it and beverages a million/2 the bottle and then palms it back to the lady. the lady takes the bottle and today places the cap back on, and palms it back to the guy. the guy asks, “Aren‘t you having any?“ the lady replies, “No. i think of I‘ll in basic terms wait for the police....
2016-10-02 12:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look i hate telling people my sanctuary but if you go to the Forum www.aulro.com you can go to general chat and there is a jokes thread there my username on there is Vandermorph
2006-10-20 23:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can find jokes in www.yahooligans.yahoo.com
2006-10-21 00:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by risha a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did Saddam's son buy a Father's day gift?
BAGH-DAD!
2006-10-20 23:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by ne0aes0p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋